love this feeling
you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker
A blogger I love said she’s applying for the company I work for LOL so I messages her trying to give her tips cause I love my job and I love her sooooo
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
Okay, fellow white people. We need to talk.
Let me tell you a story: I was an angry punk teenager. Not violent, but I…
He went on his first playdate this weekend and got to swim in the pool with the other dogs. I think he might have been happy
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
note to self
Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts
These are based on the beautiful botanical tattoos of Kirsten Holliday (kirstenmakestattoos).
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess