wowww i am sick of feeling like shit. i think the orange juice i drank last night must have been bad or something.

tonight was interesting and good. i enjoyed it.

(Source: distantwishes)

ohmygod they have a whale and a snail and a chicken and a chicken in an EGG?!

bry

dominicmetcalfe:

Tracey Emin

dominicmetcalfe:

Tracey Emin

tamingshrews:

owls-love-tea:

Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds. They are sold at 50 yuan (about $7.32 USD) in the village of Hexia, China and are thought to bring good luck.

THESE ARE SO CUTE.

BRUH THESE ARE DUMB CUTE OMG

tamingshrews:

owls-love-tea:

Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds. They are sold at 50 yuan (about $7.32 USD) in the village of Hexia, China and are thought to bring good luck.

THESE ARE SO CUTE.

BRUH THESE ARE DUMB CUTE OMG

(Source: picalla)


don’t be a drag just be a queen

don’t be a drag just be a queen

(Source: seesectionc)

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(Source: tazzmarazz)

Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles

vernalized:

komute:

ah

savasana:

repress:

jesus

christ

want

savasana:

repress:

jesus

christ

want

all those answers

as per request

yeah

lol

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osnapitskarla sent: Oh, well, whatever you want, bby! If your answers are too personal to post publicly, you can show me in private. :D

Sounds fair, I’ll post em shortly-ish. haha

osnapitskarla sent: Okay, you should seriously just do all of them, 'cause...I want to know your answers. :P

LOL publicly or just to you. I assume publicly otherwise you would have included it in our ongoing messages already?